A Message From Our Honourary President...

I say, What a wheeze!

I mean, there I am marking up a deck of cards at my club last night before setting off for a game of Rummie, when ‘Stinker’ Symthe comes running up all red faced and spluttering. The boys had de-bagged him again in front of the chambermaid and he had been left holding his assets. It was obvious he hadn’t inherited much. “There’s a ‘phone call for you” he muttered, “Something about a free honourary membership to some bally motor club.”

Well, that made the old ears stand up…my favourite words…’free’…and ‘motor’.

So I forgot about the Rummie, which was difficult because I was paired with Lady Tottington, or ‘Hot Tottie’ as the boys call her. Grappling with the telephonic speaking device, I divined from the crackle at the other end that the highly esteemed League of Extraordinary Motoring Gentlemen were in need of my services and were offering all the Ginnies I could drink. Thinking selflessly of others as I do, I could not refuse.

Motor On Esteemed Colleagues!

Sir Nigel Ware-Armitage III, OBE CBE, CAD